The Snoring Godfather

Another post??..yes. I just have to tell you all about this.

Mr S has become a godfather (yes …not a father but a god father) to his friends little girl who came into the world a few days ago weighing in at 7lbs 13oz. We haven’t been to see her yet but mother and baby are doing well. They have named her Summer….oh how sweet.

Well….celebration was in order so both went out for a long drinking session and I mean long and heavy. Both came home quite late in the early hours of the morning, really really drunk. I was woken up at around 5am to what appears to be the sound of two donkeys  eee…ooorrring….and in unision!!!!! Both really giving it all they got. Can you imagine the noise!!!

His friend was sleeping in the living room and it sounded as if they were competeing with each other!!! EEEEE  OOORRRRR EEEEE OOORRRR…it was so loud!!! I tried to wake Mr S up but wouldn’t budge, nudged him, slapped him, pinched him, slapped him again but no….nothing would wake him. So I gave him one big push so he’d roll over….but god…he kept on rolling and rolled right out of bed onto the floor!!! Did I pick him up?? NO,  I left him but the snoring did stop…for a while….sigh!!! Woke up the next morning, still on the floor but had a big bruise on his elbow. “Did I sleep on the floor last night?” “em….yeah you did darling.”

SSShhhhhh Ok…..don’t tell him what I did!! 🙂

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